Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock
…who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
….Who’s there…?
Arn’t you glad I said orange?!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joe!
Joe who?
Joes-aren’t you glad I didn’t say fruit?!
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“I saw a girl who had her ears peered in her nose”
(She saw someone with a nose/ septum piercing. )
Also said to me by the same four year old girl today:
“Stop looking at me or I’ll kick you.”
“I think Santa’s calling!”
What does Santa want to talk about?
“I think pants?”
“Pretend I’m the big sister and your the Mom and our little baby died.”
I don’t want to play that. that makes me feel really sad.
“Ok, well how about we have a very nice tree and it fell over.”
It’s been so long but don’t worry. Preschoolers still say funny shit.
Here are some names for different toy cars by a 4 year old:
“Fire Jam Soup”
“Super Dave Corn”
“Tow Quill”
Here is a conversation while drawing the tooth fairy:
Her: This fairy is a mean fairy because she didn’t leave anything for the girl.
Me: Oh no? Why not? Did she leave her tooth under the pillow?
Her: Wait actually she left her poop.
Me: Yuck! that’s gross.
Her: But it’s sparkly poop with an umbrella and it’s not real… is that mean or no?
I wasn’t sure.
Can I be a princess one day?
“If you eat all your vegetables everyday and wait a long time. “
