Yesterday I was in the park eating lunch with the 3 three year old girl I watch and Freddie (the cutest dog ever ). Some hoodlum had graffitied an explicative on the bench we were sitting on. Spotting it she gets very excited and points to it.
“F! I see an F for Freddie!”
Today, we went for a walk in the neighborhood. During our walk we experienced quite a few cars honking their horns at each other. She turns to me and asks, “Why is everyone so Horny today?!”
I went to the dog park the other day with a 3 year old girl, and on the way there I asked her to watch out, as there was pretty serious pile of dog poo in the path. She got very offended that the dog pooped in the middle of the path and didn’t clean it up.
When we got inside the park she took it upon herself to inquire with each dog (she would ask the dog directly and not the owners) relatively politely, about which dog left the poop in the path. I would have been embarrassed if it wasn’t the cutest thing in the world.
We never did find out who’s poop it was.
One of the first things she said to me this morning was:
“Let’s yell at dogs for pooping today!”
Her mother seemed concerned.
