Yesterday I was in the park eating lunch with the 3 three year old girl I watch and Freddie (the cutest dog ever ). Some hoodlum had graffitied an explicative on the bench we were sitting on. Spotting it she gets very excited and points to it.
“F! I see an F for Freddie!”
Today, we went for a walk in the neighborhood. During our walk we experienced quite a few cars honking their horns at each other. She turns to me and asks, “Why is everyone so Horny today?!”